A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I think I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant"
Q: What do drummer's use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to drummers?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream.
Did you hear about the drummer who bragged he could play 64th notes? The rest of the band didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.